Warning: This post is definitely gross and discusses poop.
Recently I had this weird dream that I was pooping in full view of a college class being taught by a famous actor I won’t name*. While wiping my ass, I apologized for being such a distraction as I knew this famous actor (whom I’ve never met) hated that.
And this from a guy who hates pooping in public bathrooms because of the stupid little gaps in the stall walls.
*For #metoo reasons. I don’t want the name distracting from everything else.
Also, I’ll forego a picture today because the temptation is too great to post something horrible. And because of technological reasons.